but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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