If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Randomize
