Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You can't special order awesome
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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