i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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