I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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