I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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