I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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