We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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