just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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