I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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