So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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