It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
not ubering you a puppy
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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