She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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