True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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