Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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