FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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