weddingsv make me drug and hornr
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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