Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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