she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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