if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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