Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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