We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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