at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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