So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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