You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize