Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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