My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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