You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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