When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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How's work?
Spinning.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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