I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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