I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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