do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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