dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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