in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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