a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
being pregnant is like rehab
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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