I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I have post one night stand depression
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