i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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