I have demons in me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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