Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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