we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need to calm my uterus...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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