that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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