I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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