i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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