So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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