I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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