I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
