what if I'm pregnant?
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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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