Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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