Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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