your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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