So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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