I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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