We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
