I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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